A watercolour of browned cubes of tinned pork in a glossy red-orange sauce with golden pineapple chunks
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Adapted from The Anglo-Chinese takeaway sweet and sour sauce, which is built on tomato ketchup, vinegar and sugar rather than on anything fermented

Sweet and sour luncheon meat

An established dish converted to shelf-stable ingredients. Every substitution is documented below.

How long it keeps

About 6 months, set by Vegetable oil (sunflower or rapeseed).

Indicative, for planning a build before you buy. The answer for a pack you already own is the best before date printed on it, and that only holds if it has been stored as the label says.

Serves
3
Burners
1
Pans
1
Water
0.2 L
Active
15 min
Total
20 min

Ingredients

The sweet and sour sauce most British people grew up with is not an ancient recipe. It is ketchup, vinegar and sugar, thickened with cornflour, and knowing that makes it something you can build from a cupboard in ten minutes.

Drain the pineapple and keep the juice. It is the liquid for the sauce, and throwing it away and using water is the single most common way to make this taste flat.

  1. Cube the luncheon meat, about 2 cm. Oil in the pan, good heat, and fry the cubes without crowding them until they are properly browned on at least two faces. This takes longer than you think, about six minutes, and it is where the dish is won.
  2. Lift the meat out. Dried onion into the same pan for thirty seconds.
  3. Mix the sauce cold, in a mug: ketchup, vinegar, sugar, soy sauce, cornflour and about 150 ml of the reserved pineapple juice. Cornflour stirred into hot liquid goes lumpy; stirred into cold liquid it never does.
  4. Pour it in, bring to a simmer, and it will thicken and turn glossy in under a minute.
  5. Pineapple chunks and the meat back in, just to heat through.

Taste it. If it is cloying, more vinegar. If it is sharp, a pinch more sugar. The balance point is personal and moves with the tin of pineapple.

It should coat a spoon and slide off it slowly. If it is gluey you used too much cornflour, and a splash more juice will fix it.

What this was adapted from

The Anglo-Chinese takeaway sweet and sour sauce, which is built on tomato ketchup, vinegar and sugar rather than on anything fermented

  • fresh pork, battered and deep fried → tinned luncheon meat, cubed and fried hard

    Luncheon meat browns and crisps at the edges in a way few tinned proteins do, because it is fatty and holds together in a cube. The batter is gone, which is the real loss, but a hard fry in a dry-ish pan gets a surprising amount of the crust back.

  • fresh pepper and onion → tinned pineapple and dried onion

    The pineapple was already in the original and is doing the acid and sweetness; dried onion covers the savoury base. What is lost is the crunch of raw pepper, and nothing in a cupboard replaces that honestly.