Marrowfat peas are one of the cheapest sources of protein in a British supermarket and they are dull straight from the tin. Fried into patties they are not.
- Drain them very well and crush them roughly. Some whole peas left in is correct; a smooth paste is worse.
- Dried onion, cumin, salt and pepper through them. Then the flour, a third at a time, until it holds when squeezed. It should be stiff.
- Ten minutes standing lets the flour take up the moisture and firms it considerably. Skipping this is why fritters collapse.
- Oil hot. Patties flattened to about a centimetre. Five minutes before turning, once only.
- Malt vinegar shaken over as they come out of the pan.
Malt vinegar rather than cider here, deliberately. The dish is a chip shop dish and that is the flavour it wants.
Serves 3.