A watercolour of oatcakes topped with white crab meat flecked with chilli
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Adapted from Dressed crab on toast

Crab and lemon on oatcakes

An established dish converted to shelf-stable ingredients. Every substitution is documented below.

How long it keeps

About 6 months, set by Olive oil.

Indicative, for planning a build before you buy. The answer for a pack you already own is the best before date printed on it, and that only holds if it has been stored as the label says.

Serves
2
Burners
0
Pans
0
Water
0.1 L
Active
5 min
Total
5 min

Ingredients

The shortest recipe on this site, and one of the best things on it.

Drain the crab properly. Tip it into the lid, press it, pour the brine away, press again. That brine is the entire reason tinned crab has a reputation, and thirty seconds removes it.

Then: crab in a bowl, lemon juice, olive oil, a lot of black pepper, a pinch of chilli. Turn it over gently: three or four turns, no more, or you shred it. Pile onto oatcakes.

That is the recipe. Resist adding anything else; this is the one dish in the cupboard where restraint is the technique.

Serves 2 as a starter or a light lunch. It does not keep: dress it when you are ready to eat it.

What this was adapted from

Dressed crab on toast: the British seaside plate, at its simplest

  • fresh white crab meat → tinned crab, drained well

    Fresh crab is a different and better thing, and it lasts a day. Tinned crab is genuinely good if it is drained properly -- the brine is what makes it taste tinned -- and it needs even less doing to it.

  • buttered toast → oatcakes

    Oatcakes keep for months, need no heat and are sturdy enough to carry a wet topping without going soft, which cream crackers are not.