A watercolour of cream crackers spread with sardine pâté and topped with gherkin
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Adapted from Potted fish

Sardine pâté on crackers

An established dish converted to shelf-stable ingredients. Every substitution is documented below.

How long it keeps

About 8 months, set by Cream crackers.

Indicative, for planning a build before you buy. The answer for a pack you already own is the best before date printed on it, and that only holds if it has been stored as the label says.

Serves
2
Burners
0
Pans
0
Water
0.1 L
Active
6 min
Total
6 min

Ingredients

Six minutes, a fork and a bowl. No heat, no washing up beyond the bowl, and it tastes considerably better than the sum of a tin and a packet.

  1. Tip the sardines into a bowl with their oil and mash them with a fork, bones included, they disappear entirely and they are the best source of calcium in the tin.
  2. Mustard, lemon juice, a lot of black pepper. Mash again until it is a coarse paste rather than a smooth one.
  3. Taste. It will almost certainly want more lemon than you first put in.
  4. Pile onto crackers with sliced gherkin on top.

The gherkin is not optional. The pâté is rich and slightly sweet from the oil, and it needs something sharp and crunchy against it or the third cracker is a chore.

Serves 2 as lunch, 4 as something to eat while the real dinner cooks.

What this was adapted from

Potted fish: the British method of mashing cooked fish with fat and acid to keep and spread

  • butter, clarified and poured over to seal → the oil from the sardine tin

    Potting works by sealing fish under fat. Without refrigeration none of that applies and butter does not keep anyway, so the oil the sardines are already packed in does the same job of carrying flavour and loosening the mash. It is not a preserve; it is eaten now.

  • fresh lemon and parsley → bottled lemon juice and English mustard

    The mash needs sharpness cutting the oily fish. Bottled lemon is consistent and keeps; mustard adds the heat and bite that parsley would have brought as freshness.