Fifteen minutes and it tastes like a restaurant pudding, which is an unusual ratio.
Drain the pineapple properly and pat it dry. Wet fruit hitting hot sugar seizes the caramel and you get a pan of crystals instead of a sauce.
- Sugar in a dry pan over medium heat. Do not stir it. Swirl the pan when the edges start to colour. Stirring makes sugar crystallise and that is the single most common way this goes wrong.
- When it is the colour of strong tea, pineapple in. It will hiss and the caramel will seize into lumps. This is normal and it is not ruined.
- Keep moving it over the heat. The lumps dissolve back into the fruit juice in about two minutes and you get a loose amber sauce.
- Off the heat, coconut cream stirred in, then the lemon juice.
Watch it between tea-coloured and dark. Caramel goes from perfect to bitter in about fifteen seconds and there is no recovering it. If you are unsure, stop earlier: a pale caramel is sweet and dull, a burnt one is inedible.
Serves 2.