A watercolour of a wooden board with thin slices of dark red chorizo, green gherkins, olives and round oatcakes
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Adapted from Spanish tapas and the northern European cold plate

Chorizo, gherkin and cracker plate

An established dish converted to shelf-stable ingredients. Every substitution is documented below.

How long it keeps

About 8 months, set by Oatcakes.

Indicative, for planning a build before you buy. The answer for a pack you already own is the best before date printed on it, and that only holds if it has been stored as the label says.

Serves
2
Burners
0
Pans
0
Water
0.05 L
Active
5 min
Total
5 min

Ingredients

Barely a recipe, and on the second evening of bad weather it is the most useful thing in this collection.

The principle is worth stating because it makes any cold plate work: one fatty thing, one sharp thing, one dry thing. Chorizo, gherkins, oatcakes. Everything else is optional.

  • Slice the chorizo as thinly as you can. Thin slices taste more intensely than thick ones because more surface meets your tongue at once, and a 100 g piece goes twice as far.
  • Gherkins sliced lengthways rather than into coins, more contact, less rolling off.
  • Sun-dried tomatoes and a spoonful of their oil.
  • Mustard on the side, not spread.

Chorizo keeps for weeks once cut if it stays cool and dry, which makes it one of the few things here you can start and come back to.

Serves 2 as a meal, 4 as something while dinner cooks.

What this was adapted from

Spanish tapas and the northern European cold plate: cured meat, something sharp, something dry

  • fresh bread and a board → oatcakes and crackers

    The structure of a cold plate is fat, acid and starch. Bread does not keep; oatcakes and crackers do, and they bring their own texture rather than pretending to be bread.